Bill the barbarian Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 (edited) I Would like to thank you all for coming to help me celebrate my 1000th post of inane drivel, (yay)!Yer not here fer that? You’re here for the Barbarian Wisdom? The free beer..? Oops, sorry I had to use that line… "bare naked ladies" was already in use up here in the great white north… (sh*t) But really, this is all your fault. How, you ask?Really?"Barbarian Wisdom" didn’t send up flags..? "Free beer" Hell, I might have said unicorn rides… (good one, I think I’ll add that to the tags)... It’s hard to draw a crowd, ya know? Sheesh... What the critics are saying Let’s hope we don’t have to endure another thousand! —Many What! Is he still here? —Someone else, a little wiser I want to play a rich, powerful duck! —Bill the Barb… err, Tim the Librarian... What was the question? —a random Storm BullMORE BEER! Burp! —a less random Storm Bull You got a problems with ducks, Bub? —Quackatoa Cheers PS Sooorrrrry, I’ll go back to my dungeon now... Edited August 17, 2019 by Bill the barbarian spelin and clearity 2 Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soltakss Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 1001 posts - Is that one per Night? Quote Simon Phipp - Caldmore Chameleon - Wallowing in my elitism since 1982. Many Systems, One Family. Just a fanboy. www.soltakss.com/index.html Jonstown Compendium author. Find my contributions here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill the barbarian Posted August 17, 2019 Author Share Posted August 17, 2019 5 hours ago, soltakss said: 1001 posts - Is that one per Night? 1002 and two and counting, I guess, by the time you see this! Ooh, I like the inference that I compare to Scheherazade. Hopefully in cleverness and tale telling, not beauty as my picture to the left attests. . And you thought the inane drivel would improve, hah! Cheers Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g33k Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Ummm... Bill? 1000 posts, guy? Dunno if you're expecting congratulations, or whatever... Ummm... I think condolences may be in order. I'll take the free beer, though. 1 1 Quote C'es ne pas un .sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerg Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, soltakss said: 1001 posts - Is that one per Night? A little more than that - Bill joined in March 2017, which is roughly 850 days ago. Less posts here than Trump tweets in the same time, I guess. At least some of Bill's posts have the same gravitas... 😋 Edited August 18, 2019 by Joerg arithmetic breakdown prevented, and look who is talking with nearly four times the postings in less than twice the periof of membership 1 1 Quote Telling how it is excessive verbis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill the barbarian Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Joerg said: Less posts here than Trump tweets in the same time, I guess. At least some of Bill's posts have the same gravitas... 😋 and just as many true facts! As opposed to them false ones... 2 hours ago, g33k said: Dunno if you're expecting congratulations, or whatever... @soltakss did you leave the portal ajar? Oh heck, his drivel is at least as good as mine and he has has over a couple thousand more posts of practice... MORE BEER! ...and g33k no more riding unicorns and drinking... you might spill yer beer! Edited August 18, 2019 by Bill the barbarian Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g33k Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bill the barbarian said: MORE BEER! ...and g33k no more riding unicorns and drinking... you might spill yer beer! Hey now! 😠 I heroquested for that damn bottleopener, I did! Fluted-spiral point and rainbow sparkles an' all!!! ok, I wasn't expecting the sparkles an rainbows an... an bein' all delicate... an... an all that... right embarrassing at a Storm Bull Stampede, that part... Quote C'es ne pas un .sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill the barbarian Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, g33k said: I heroquested for that damn bottleopener, I did! Fluted-spiral point and rainbow sparkles an' all!!! Apologies, mistook yer bottle opener fer a unicorn. Rookies mistake... Sorry. 3 minutes ago, g33k said: ok, I wasn't expecting the sparkles an rainbows an... an bein' all delicate... an... an all that... right embarrassing at a Storm Bull Stampede, that part... I hear ya bro, hugs? Cheers Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Godspeed Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Ah, comic sans to give a comic sense. Cheers, mate, here's to a thousand more! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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