Sumath Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) A Humakti and an Orlanthi thane are traversing the Starfire Ridges when they espy an unnatural, rectangular yellow blob below them. The Orlanthi says, “Hey, climb down there and find out what that’s for”. The Humakti descends to a wide ledge, prods the blob with his scabbard and notes that it appears to be an altar made of some rubbery matter. With a screech, a harpy drops on to the altar and tries to claw the Humakti’s face off. In one movement, he knocks the creature over with his scabbard, draws his sword and severs its wing bone on the altar. The Orlanthi eventually climbs down and, seeing the mess everywhere, says “Well, did you find out what it’s for?” The Humakti cleans his sword and replies, “A pinion is divided on the matter”. Edited May 13, 2020 by Sumath 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumuzid Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 oof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiningbrow Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) Hmmmm..... Edited May 13, 2020 by Shiningbrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g33k Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Given the altar & the dismembered limb on it, I'd say they're proceeding on a wing and a prayer. 2 Quote C'es ne pas un .sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill the barbarian Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Not to steal yer thunder Sumath, but y’all might want to hold yer best jokes for a little while. Trust me. I will be back soon with more info.... Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill the barbarian Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 (edited) Oh, this is going to be truly evil, and man, I do apologize, but as of this second I can not tell you why I suggest that you hold off for a while with yer best... oh no you don’t... you won’t make me talk... not even the threat of Beat Pots cookery will unseal these lips. Still, may I suggest you warm up you talent here and save your best for later? You might thank me. Again a thousand apologies, I feel terrible asking. Anyway, listen to our 4th Podcast, coming to your usual bat channels at your usual bat times. Episode 4 will be available at the end of the month or early next month as per usual! So, set sail on the rivers of dreams, soar on the wings of imagination to windwords.fm for another teaser when we release our next episode or better yet—go now and subscribe and one of our enchanted spirit allies will send you an invitation to listen to us when were ready to open our hospitality to y’all! ETA @lordabdul and @Joerg. we will have to thank Sumath on air, for this horrible breach of etiquette. Cheers Edited May 23, 2020 by Bill the barbarian 1 Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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