Felltainter Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 (edited) Old McThulhu had a farm Iä Iä FhtagnAnd on his farm he had Mi-GoIä Iä FhtagnWith a brain-steal hereAnd a brain-steal thereHere a brain, there a brainEverywhere a brain-stealOld McThulhu had a farmIä Iä FhtagnOld McThulhu had a farmIä Iä FhtagnAnd on his farm some big ShoggothIä Iä FhtagnWith TEKELI-LI hereAnd TEKELI-LI thereHere a TEKE, there a LI-LIEverywhere TEKELI-LIOld McThulhu had a farmIä Iä FhtagnOld McThulhu had a farmIä Iä FhtagnAnd on his farm he'd AzathothIä Iä FhtagnWith a pan-flute hereAnd a pan-flute thereHere a tweet, there a tweetEverywhere a pan-flute Old McThulhu had a farmIä Iä FhtagnOld McThulhu had a farmIä Iä FhtagnAnd on his farm he had Deep OnesIä Iä FhtagnWith a Blub Blub hereAnd a Blub Blub thereHere a Blub, there a Blub Everywhere a Blub BlubWith a brain-steal hereAnd a brain-steal thereHere a brain, there a brainEverywhere a brain-steal With TEKELI-LI here And TEKELI-LI there Here a TEKE, there a LILI Everywhere TEKELI-LI With a pan-flute here And a pan-flute there Here a tweet, there a tweet Everywhere a pan-flute Old McThulhu had a farmIä Iä Fhtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagn......... Edited June 5, 2020 by Felltainter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dethstrok9 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I won't have to. The blasphemy has finished you off. Quote -Voice of the Legion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loïc Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 SAN 0 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormkhan Cogg of Pavis Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 (edited) Eh. Takes me back to the 2nd Ed. (?) rulebook with a couple of witty songs. I still recall ... "Pardon me, boy Is this the lair of Great Cthulhu? Where the mould and the slime Gets you ev-er-y time!" Edited June 7, 2020 by Stormkhan Cogg of Pavis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat1 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 (edited) So years and years ago, I submitted a scenario to the Chaosium Call of Cthulhu contest that they used to run called Great Old Ones on the Great White Way, which involved as one might expect a very bad broadway show produced by a not quite transformed deep one hybrid. If you remember that the opening line of 42nd Street is Julian Marsh is doing a show, everything else will follow logically if you also think of the plot of the Producers. Of course one needs a song or two as a hand out. So, with apologies to 42nd Street "What did we come for, Come on the Shore for, Truth to tell we came to spawn with your human girls.... Our wives, nightmarish Can only scare fish So we fawn and spawn till dawn on your human girls. First we go and have our big sea change, Then on stage we have our big, KEY CHANGE And when this bores us We'll leave the chorus And we'll Swim Back Down to Innsmouth's Debbil's Reef Where Pa Dagon Bares his Rocky Teef Sing and Dance and Dream of Your Human Girls! You can easily sort out the tune by reference to the relevant video or sound track from 42d Street Edited June 7, 2020 by wombat1 needed to amend lyric 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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