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Old McThulhu had a farm 

Iä Iä Fhtagn
And on his farm he had Mi-Go
Iä Iä Fhtagn
With a brain-steal here
And a brain-steal there
Here a brain, there a brain
Everywhere a brain-steal
Old McThulhu had a farm
Iä Iä Fhtagn

Old McThulhu had a farm
Iä Iä Fhtagn
And on his farm some big Shoggoth
Iä Iä Fhtagn
With TEKELI-LI here
And TEKELI-LI there
Here a TEKE, there a LI-LI
Everywhere TEKELI-LI
Old McThulhu had a farm
Iä Iä Fhtagn

Old McThulhu had a farm
Iä Iä Fhtagn
And on his farm he'd Azathoth
Iä Iä Fhtagn
With a pan-flute here
And a pan-flute there
Here a tweet, there a tweet
Everywhere a pan-flute

Old McThulhu had a farm
Iä Iä Fhtagn

Old McThulhu had a farm
Iä Iä Fhtagn
And on his farm he had Deep Ones
Iä Iä Fhtagn
With a Blub Blub here
And a Blub Blub there
Here a Blub, there a Blub 

Everywhere a Blub Blub
With a brain-steal here
And a brain-steal there
Here a brain, there a brain
Everywhere a brain-steal

With TEKELI-LI here
And TEKELI-LI there
Here a TEKE, there a LILI
Everywhere TEKELI-LI

With a pan-flute here
And a pan-flute there
Here a tweet, there a tweet
Everywhere a pan-flute

Old McThulhu had a farm
Iä Iä Fhtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagn.........

Edited by Felltainter
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So years and years ago, I submitted a scenario to the Chaosium Call of Cthulhu contest that they used to run called Great Old Ones on the Great White Way, which involved as one might expect a very bad broadway show produced by a not quite transformed deep one hybrid.  If you remember that the opening line of 42nd Street is Julian Marsh is doing a show, everything else will follow logically if you also think of the plot of the Producers.

Of course one needs a song or two as a hand out.  So, with apologies to 42nd Street

"What did we come for,

Come on the Shore for,

Truth to tell we came to spawn with your human girls....

Our wives, nightmarish

Can only scare fish

So we fawn and spawn till dawn on your human girls.

First we go and have our big sea change,

Then on stage we have our big, KEY CHANGE

And when this bores us

We'll leave the chorus

And we'll Swim Back Down to Innsmouth's Debbil's Reef

Where Pa Dagon Bares his Rocky Teef

Sing and Dance and Dream of Your Human Girls!

You can easily sort out the tune by reference to the relevant video or sound track from 42d Street

 

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needed to amend lyric
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