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World to end before 2012


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Hey, hey, hey! No posting to this thread you "Who's Name Cannot Be Pronounced" I will not have this thread contributing to the end of humanity.

You have been duped, my friend. Mr Apocalypse is only here to lull you into a false sense of security. One day soon, when it is too late for you to stop it, he will throw off his cowl and reveal his true self, and the two shall add to 2000. Don't be fooled by the lack of typos!

Now, I'm off to prepare my shelter in the Canadian shield. Good luck to you.

"Tell me what you found, not what you lost" Mesopotamian proverb

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You have been duped, my friend. Mr Apocalypse is only here to lull you into a false sense of security. One day soon, when it is too late for you to stop it, he will throw off his cowl and reveal his true self, and the two shall add to 2000. Don't be fooled by the lack of typos!

Now, I'm off to prepare my shelter in the Canadian shield. Good luck to you.

See, that's why gamers need to know how to do math! :D

Chaos stalks my world, but she's a big girl and can take of herself.

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See, that's why gamers need to know how to do math! :D

And foreign language translations. :)

After my long in depth research (at least 15 minutes) of the Maya prophecies

in question I am convinced that there is no need at all to panic.

What the Mayas really predicted is not that we will be doomed in 2012, but

that we will be domed in 2012.

So, all that will happen is that someone will build the first domed cities, either

on land, on the seabed, on the Moon or on Mars.

Trust me, the Maya glyphs are really easy to read:

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"Mind like parachute, function only when open."

(Charlie Chan)

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Ah, good. I was already wondering what to do with the 4,575 cubic meters

of wheatpaste I have ordered if the apocalypse were postponed. There are

not that many uses for such a lot of wheatpaste, apart from building secon-

dary homeworlds, you know.

And now I have to find me a real long ladder to reach the construction site,

and some way to pump the Atlantic over to my own world ("Rustworld" does

not exactly sound nice ...?) once I have finished the seabeds and the Hima-

laya ...

The question of how to move the Atlantic Ocean has been answered!!! Just bring a copy of D&D 4th edition to the construction site and its suckieness will pull all the seawater to you!!!

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Just bring a copy of D&D 4th edition to the construction site and its suckieness will pull all the seawater to you!!!

At first I thought it would work, but it was only the high tide coming in. :(

Further tests did show that the Atlantic actually retreats from two of the

core books while it ignores the Monster Manual.

This could be interesting for countries negatively affected by the rising sea

level caused by the climate change. They could plaster the shoreline with

pages ripped from the first two core books (I could sell them some wheat-

paste for that ...) to keep the sea away.

"Mind like parachute, function only when open."

(Charlie Chan)

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At first I thought it would work, but it was only the high tide coming in. :(

Further tests did show that the Atlantic actually retreats from two of the

core books while it ignores the Monster Manual.

This could be interesting for countries negatively affected by the rising sea

level caused by the climate change. They could plaster the shoreline with

pages ripped from the first two core books (I could sell them some wheat-

paste for that ...) to keep the sea away.

Hmmm...maybe we can convince Wizards of the Coast to warehouse their 4E stock in New Orleans?

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