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This was found in a care package sent by elementary school children to US troops deployed in Iraq.

God as my witness, if I'd gotten this, I would have had the SOB framed and hung it up on my 'I Love Me' wall. I swear I would have.

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OK, there's a story about this one.

I live on the US West Coast, a bastion of liberalism if ever there was one. In my Civil War association, there was this kid [okay he was about 25 years old] who was only slightly less conservative in politics than Rush Limbaugh [a noted political gasbag here in the US, and so right-wing he doesn't have a left thumb]. This kid thought Winston Churchill was just the cat's ass. He was everything the Heroic Conservative Politician ought to be.

Well, I've known the quote for years and I took great joy in popping this kid's balloon with the unvarnished truth. In public. And then I dared him to go look it up. Then he quit talking to me.

Yep. That's a win ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

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So, welcome to my life.

NOT ONLY do I share my birthday with Hillary eff'ing Clinton [although I also share it with Jackie Coogan, 'Uncle Fester' from the Addams Family; that saves the situation somewhat], but I have not but TWO memes associated with my name.

The first is Cpl. Hicks from 'Aliens'

The second is the 'STFU Carl!' meme.

So, please, enjoy laughing at my expense ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

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