Conrad

Are you an onion or a certain type of Melnibonean?

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that has the most heavy weaponry!

Never fear, have a beer, and be in good cheer Conrad is here!

Romerac, you must be crazy to want a half troll as me on your friends list. I hope you don't regret it! And how far is Sheffield from Nottingham?

You will have to visit some time and get in on a game, or run one! I hope you like beer too!