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Darius West

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Just now, mfbrandi said:

I guess it is tricky being a lunar vegan. Keep well away from the maize tortillas.

It's okay as a Vegan to eat humans if they consent.  Animals can't talk so they can't consent you see.

Remember this news story from 2003? Link  This is fine for a Lunar Vegan.

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5 hours ago, Darius West said:

It’s okay as a Vegan to eat humans if they consent.  Animals can’t talk so they can’t consent you see.

This is what the ogre’s lawyer said:

  • My client cannot eat vegetables or beasts, because they cannot talk and so cannot consent.
    My client’s only resort was to eat people.
    Here are the consent forms. Certainly no duress was involved.
    Yes, my client ate Aldryami and Voralans, too. One must have a balanced diet.
    So, you see, My Lady, ogres are the only true vegans.
    Uzko don’t get all this grief and they eat rocks. When did a rock ever sign a consent form?
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NOTORIOUS VØID CULTIST

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