Darius West Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 (edited) On 3/1/2022 at 12:01 AM, AndreJarosch said: Aldrami are vegetarians. Aldrami bodies are plant matter. I am sure there are conflicts between different Aldryami groups/forests (now or in the past). Would an Aldryami eat the corpse of an other Aldryami? Would an Aldryami KILL an enemy Aldryami for food? Aldryami do not eat plants. Aldryami eat in private. Human guests will find that they are quite welcome among Aldryami but will note that there is no communal hearth, no communal eating, and no communal toilet. Eventually human guests will notice that the Aldryami begin to watch them expectantly a couple of hours after they have eaten, and are quick to offer them leaves for toilet paper. They will notice that the elves seem to smile widely and expectantly as they pass them the toilet leaves, and seem to watch solicitously as they go about the call of nature. Soon after one of the elves will take turns with the self-same shovel and attend to their own 'calls of nature', in a conspiratorially pre-organized roster. Never ever follow this elf, because the truth you will discover is really awkward, and is euphemistically referred to as the Mystery of Lembas. Also, never kiss an Aldryami or you may discover the answer to the Mystery of Lembas the hard way. Elves... Always happy to see you... Edited March 7, 2022 by Darius West 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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