seneschal Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) I will supply stats when able but in the meantime may I present for your gaming pleasure pop culture's original dynamic duo, Balaam and His Amazing Ass! What can you do with this pair in your campaign? Balaam of Pethor, celebrity sorcerer Balaam is the Oprah Winfrey of ancient Mesopotamia, parlaying his personal charm and ability to work a crowd into a lucrative gig that enables him to enjoy fancy meals, fine robes, and a comfortable home office off the Euphrates. Wealthy kings pay him hard cash to work miracles, influential clan and tribal leaders travel hundreds of miles to seek his advice, and even local farmers and ranchers are willing to pay his fees for a consult. He enjoys living the good life. Despite all his show business expertise, however, Balaam is no charlatan. He has a natural spiritual affinity for eavesdropping on the gods, even managing to have casual personal chats with the One God of these newcomers the Hebrews. He can accurately divine the future, and when he blesses or curses somebody he has the occult moxie to make it stick. Donkey, his Amazing Ass Just as the Lone Ranger has Silver and Tom Mix has Tony the Wonder Horse, Balaam's faithful companion and transport is Donkey. Despite his humble appearance, Donkey is smarter (and chattier) than any equine has a right to be. He's physically tough, a master navigator who never gets lost, and loyal as the day is long to the boss. They've been good to each other. He also possesses occult powers unsuspected by the magician. Donkey has the ability to perceive the presence of supernatural beings and maybe determine their intent, even when Balaam's powerful magic fails him. And yes, his speaking voice does sound unaccountably like Eddie Murphy. Edited October 13, 2019 by seneschal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill the barbarian Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, seneschal said: And yes, his speaking voice does sound unaccountably like Eddie Murphy. You just had to know that I was going to ask! So... Balaam... Does he have a horrible Scottish accent... (Ducks) Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seneschal Posted October 13, 2019 Author Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) 😄 Not sure how ancient Moabite translates into modern English. Edited October 13, 2019 by seneschal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 So a multi-class multi-cult initiate of Issaries & Eurmal, then? I like it! May he open a new office in Pavis in the near future. Quote Jonstown Compendium author. Find my publications here. Disclaimer: affiliate link. Social Media: Facebook Patreon Twitter Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seneschal Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Pony up the dough and he'll be your headliner as long as the paycheck lasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill the barbarian Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, Crel said: May he open a new office in Pavis in the near future. Heads up, Griselda. You have competition! Quote ... remember, with a TARDIS, one is never late for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soltakss Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Does he spin around if you pull his tail? Quote Simon Phipp - Caldmore Chameleon - Wallowing in my elitism since 1982. Many Systems, One Family. Just a fanboy. www.soltakss.com/index.html Jonstown Compendium author. Find my contributions here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seneschal Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 25 minutes ago, soltakss said: Does he spin around if you pull his tail? Wouldn't dare try it myself. Dude has a mean left rear hoof! Love the shout out to Hanna-Barbera's Arabian Knights. I would give much to play in that RuneQuest campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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