Nozbat Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 I was thinking about the best lines from players in my 30+ years of gamesmastering...some of my favourites are: On a week trip to the wilds of West Cork I ran a short number of scenarios where the players were Broo. Periodically the Malia Rune Priest showed up to check they were furthering the spreading of disease, chaos and general mayhem. On one such occasion, one of the Broo characters greeted the Rune Lord with, ”The pus in my soul rises up to greet thee, My Lord”.“ Or perhaps when Lord Harold (Harry to his mates) Cadwalader, and upper class twit dilettante, was asked to make a History roll in CoC. He turned to his Valet, Toby Perkins (run by another player) and asked him: ”What is my History roll, Toby?” ”I think your Lordship will find it on his Lordship’s character sheet, directly underneath First Aid”, replied Toby ”Would you be a good chap and roll it for me Toby? I have a glass of brandy in one hand and a cigar in the other and quite frankly this is what I pay you for.” Anyone else have any classic lines? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Absentia Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 GM: Ahead of you in the hallway you see a giant rat trap. Player: Wait...is that a giant rat-trap, or a trap for giant rats? GM: ... Um... what's the difference?! !I! 1 Quote ...developer of White Rabbit Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd Dupont Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Ian Absentia said: GM: Ahead of you in the hallway you see a giant rat trap. Player: Wait...is that a giant rat-trap, or a trap for giant rats? GM: ... Um... what's the difference?! !I! Were there any Rodent of Unusual Size?! 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atgxtg Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 In one campaign some NPC was recruiting guards to accompany his caravan. Upon hearing the details one of the player characters mused "I'm free for a couple of months..." The Gm replied: "DEAL!" Quote Chaos stalks my world, but she's a big girl and can take of herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel fierce Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 From a recent session: "Okay but he's not MY pope" got the table in stitches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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