Odin and Zeus are still around and more successful than ever since they built their regionally based divine subscription services into a multinational enterprise. Through the process of horizontal integration with other divine vendors they have revolutionized the standard POW economy of the ancient era. Gone are the days of complex service agreements, hidden sacrificial charges and internecine holy war. Now consumers world-wide can enjoy the benefits of cult membership through one centrally managed brand, YHWH Corp.
It's gotta be YHWH!